Worst English sentences ever

also sehr schön is auch "ball bearing", eigentlich Kugellager, übersetzt in einer koreanischen Gebrauchsanweisung als "kleines rundes Sofa".

"To make the sentence more pregnant" (Um den Satz pregnanter zu machen)
Zitat meiner Englisch Lehrerin. Ja ja von sowas werd ich unterrichtet.

Who is able to translate this sentence into german ?

I war my go-stop over-meadows

maybe:
Ich behob meinen Gehfehler auf Über-Wiesen?..~:D

"Could, you will gave me your MSN Number?" --> Sehr geiles english ;p

denim schrieb:

"How much watch is it?"

(England '05)

Whats the problem? The salesman could have answered: "Of course it's 100% watch!"

boneheader19 schrieb:

"it`s me sausage" >> is ma wurscht

That's really cool because it actually makes sense since a lot of people say "me" instead of "my", so that the sentence means "it's my sausage"^^. (But maybe you've known that already and thats actually the reason you've posted here, dunno^^)

reaper21 schrieb:

you can say you to me (von helmut kohl glaub ich)
(er wollte jemandem das du anbieten)

williwacker schrieb:

that makes me so easy nobody after

das macht mir so leicht keiner nach...

G00dKn1ght schrieb:

"Last year, we dangered to italy!" (Letztes Jahr, sind wir nach Italien "Gefahren"!

Awesome .

now we sit beatuiful in the ink

oder

Jetzt sitzen wir ganz schön in der tinte^^

Auch ganz gut:

I only understand railstation

oder

Ich vesteh nur bahnhof^^

Ich krieg mein Geh-halt über-wiesen

ThriLLer schrieb:

"To make the sentence more pregnant" (Um den Satz pregnanter zu machen)
Zitat meiner Englisch Lehrerin. Ja ja von sowas werd ich unterrichtet.

funniest^^:weg:

A friend of mine wanted to order some icecream, that's what he came up with:

"Two big balls of chocolate please."

Nice one
It was even more funny, that the girl who has been working for the ice cream parlor was afro american... She couldn't stop laughing and me neither

Don't you see that if we kill him with the pill from the till, by making it the drug in the jug, we won't have to lit the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau.

From the series "Allo allo".

Es war immer wieder lustig, wenn die Leute in der Schule sagen wollten
"Es gibt ..." und sagten

"It gives..." instead of "There are..."

I have seen this movie in the past : They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
Great movie but i have never understood the title :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Shoot_Horses,_Don't_They%3F

German Chrismas tree on the backtrain!
Shall I besorrow me a Christmas tree? .....

I got a whole text of this from my english teacher last year^^

my mom in france, (part of it is english): 'sil-vous-please'
former teacher: 'ae taennschen blies' (eine tanne, bitte)
JBO-Ich liebe Dir: 'I'm laafing you, you're laafing me, wo laaf man hin?
you really don't wanna know all my mistakes